...Maybe we just add mayo?

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Emailed on March 8, 2019 in The Friday Forward

- probably Head of Innovation at Kraft.

Kraft Heinz recently launched a line of new products that basically involve mixing mayonnaise with their existing product line.

“Sauce lovers nationwide have been mixing different condiments to create flavor combinations that will take their favorite foods to the next level for years… First with Mayochup sauce and now with Mayocue and Mayomust sauces, we’re taking out the guesswork to give our fans the perfect condiment blends from the start!” said Heinz Director Of Marketing Nicole Kulwicki

No this is not an onion article, and yes Heinz believes your child's mixing of its two most popular condiments involves "guesswork."

Now the Brangelina of the condiment world, Mayochup, will be joined by two new flavors in MayoMust and MayoCue.

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Sean Steigerwald